Thou shalt have no other gods before me.
You shalt not make for yourself a false idol.
Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain.
Remember the sabbath day, to keep it holy.
I’m not giving up sodomy Sunday. Sorry.
5. Honor thy father and thy mother.
My folks are the best.
6. Thou shalt not kill.
I’ve only killed like 3 people and they were all either mimes or clowns.
7. Thou shalt not commit adultery.
I’d never cheat on my imaginary wife.
8. Thou shalt not steal.
Does BitTorrent count?
9. Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbor.
I think it’s important to be honest about anything related to bears.
10. Thou shalt not covet your neighbor’s house, wife, or his donkey.”
This one is tricky. If my neighbor had a donkey, it’s very possible I would get super jealous.
This sort of behavior used to irritate me until I learned about how invasive paparazzi are in America. There are no laws against it.
I’ve also realized, that by flipping off the camera, the pictures can’t be sold to magazines because of “profanity”. So really, she’s just protecting herself.
like that time Marilyn Manson went to the airport with FUCK written across his face and he kept apologizing to everyone and people with kids and stuff but he had to so the paparazzi couldn’t take and sell pictures of him
Yea dont demonize celebs who do this They are trying for privacy if only a little
#Obamacare worked for her…
Why doesnt this have more notes? This is the first positive thing I have seen about about Obamacare.
My dormmate didn’t want to get out of bed to turn off the light
HAVE YOU EVER LIKED SOMEONE SO MUCH THAT JUST HEARING THEIR NAME OR SEEING A PICTURE OF THEM MAKES YOU SO HAPPY YOU HAVE TO SIT THERE A MOMENT BECAUSE YOU CANT STOP SMILING